Well, it turns out that our mysterious courtside stranger isn't the spawn of Satan, Van Helsing, a wizard, Jonah Hex, or any other theory that we may have come up with. My good friend Ryan Kaltenbach has informed me that he is none other than one James F. Goldstein, an eccentric multi-millionaire who enjoys basketball, fashion, architecture, and hanging out with famous and/or attractive people.
So, he still a pretty weird dude. I'm still frightened of him, but not as much.
http://www.jamesfgoldstein.com/home.html
http://www.americanwaymag.com/jim-goldstein-nba-los-angeles-clippers-los-angeles-lakers
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They obviously left out what he does for a job. Even he wouldn't mention it. I mean, how do you say "Well, for my profession I steal souls, sit courtside to NBA games, and sleep with beautiful models.", while still being discreet?
Well played Satan. Well played.
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